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Is it just the long card number, security code and mother’s maiden name you need?

Just us that mate. Another one of those Everton-only rules.

That's appealing to sponsors and investors, but I'm not sure their on field performance would inspire me as a player.

Absolute career suicide at the moment imo. If they don’t get taken over soon they’re about to experience a very “Everton 90’s” period. Nice for us to no longer be the worst run club in the league though.

Oh well now that’s all ruined

likely gonna be delayed with what happened at the parade yesterday

Come on folks. Give me a name for the summer’s first “transfer rumour” thread tag.

The whole thing is crackers from start to finish.

Terrible occurrence. I’d just recommended waiting for the facts before jumping to conclusions.

You’re very welcome.

Dunno, my crystal ball is foggy today.

Didn’t realise we’d sold him

4th choice cb is a hard sell. Not his biggest fan but as a 4th choice I wouldn't be against 1 year on less wages. No one from u23s seems to be anywhere near ready and we need to sign alot of players this season