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Female Body Inspector #amirite? Just joining in with the banter lads

Played one good pass once if anyone remembers that. Proper side winding, daisy cutter through-ball type job

In the thralls of Big Farmer

PEDS will sort out any injuries they used to get

Big red button that drops them into the gunge if they get it wrong

Down and out in London, or Paris?

Now you and Barry have signed - Who is The Third Man? What would you do to make Brighton Rock? Was Tim Howard really The Quiet American?

Snivelly: “It’s huge really, isn’t it?” Player: “Massive”.

I'd like to see some questions that you ask might someone on a first date. Where are you from/where were you born? What other cities or places have you lived in? Have you got any siblings? How many people have you slept with?

Italians pretty much only use ‘k’ in loan words from other languages eg kiwi, kayak. The same is true for J, W, X and Y. In this way the core Italian alphabet use is a throwback to the late era Etruscan alphabet (20 letters) rather than Latin...

After a few too many, a six usually becomes a nine.

Right back is surely one of the easier of not easiest position to fill

Will be like a new signing! (I have also said this about Gbamin and Dele before)

Love the early footage but rest of this is rubbish Just flashing images. Maybe a 13 year olds internet brain can make sense of it but I need a lie down now

Ollie Pope is a horrid batter to watch, even when he's scoring runs