Dwight K Schrute's latest activity

Don't panic everyone. The world's top, tier 1 football journalist has posted this. I for one, am now convinced. #welcomemalick

Son has been poor the past few seasons.

What an awful selection of words there. Loan out Tim when we're thin in midfield for athleticism to replace with some fat plodder.

Christ, I hope we don't end up with Fellows and Harrison.

Yeah very, seems to have close ties to players in that part of the world

If we reach Jack Harrison on our list then the window has been a failure.

What tier is Tavolieri? Isn't he quite good for Belgian stuff?

Something odd about all this. Why on earth are we bidding if he's got no interest in joining? Surely we sounded out him and his team first. And if not, why not? That is so amateur. Makes you wonder what on earth they've been doing 'behind the...

I'd have Fofana over Kubo any day of the week. He's 4 years younger and was Lyon's best player alongside Cherki last season. The lad is superstar in the making, i would be over the moon if we could snatch him.

Aznou & Fofana would be head falling off level of activity. Aznou alone would be ace, but Fofana as well??? That would be mad.

Just had his kitchen ripped out

@Zatara sock is about to get a whole lot crustier.

We don't need potential Zat we need someone who can come in now and Saints want big money for him, they have said £50m+

His contract expires June 2027

Well if we take it that Joyce is usually fairly accurate, for the first time I'm smelling a rat with the new ownership, pulling from the old Everton playbook. No way is the Kubo deal too financially difficult and Dibling an appropriate...