Dwight K Schrute's latest activity

Love to have him but it won't be true. Whilst I'm sure there isn't the level of coordination between us and Roma that the press are suggesting (buying targets for them and then loaning them the player), I am sure we are not going to actively bid...

Calls totti a pot washer, pines for Jose to be back at the helm.

There's a guy called DavideK stirring the pot every day.

Italians pretty much only use ‘k’ in loan words from other languages eg kiwi, kayak. The same is true for J, W, X and Y. In this way the core Italian alphabet use is a throwback to the late era Etruscan alphabet (20 letters) rather than Latin...

Everton are closing in on two signings to bolster their academy ranks. 16-year-old central defenders John Dodds and Reuben Gokah, from Hearts and Charlton Athletic respectively, are expected to join the club’s under-18 setup in time for the new...

When spurs steal Douglas Luiz from us

And absolutely cannot do it in the PL.

Dan James signed a 4 year-deal with Leeds. There was always a lingering fear.

Who is he?

‘ablaze’ - obviously a piss take 😂

That would be the footballing equivalent of It's A Knockout! 😆

Love it! Ridiculous headline and not even an inkling of current interest 😆

These are the class of bait headlines I want to click

Manchester United in for Richard Rios - CM plays for Palmeiras, 25m. Wolves in for Jhon Arias - RW plays for Fluminense, 20m. These are the sort of players I’d like us to sign. Not mega expensive and will have resale value. Also wages should...

You’re gonna need a couple of bottles of bleach when we drop 15m on Harrison on the last day of the window