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We'll buy at least 4 players that cost over £15m in my opinion (Barry included). It's all about how the payments are spread - on 2 counts. Amortisation for PSR and cashflow for us. Don't think it will be a problem tbh. Add some frees and loans...

Wasn’t that the Dutch fella?

it was on a Portuguese website, A Bola, today it seems like Benfica are looking to sell because he has 2 years left so its probably Benfica's last chance to make real money on him

Who's linked Luis? We were linked with him a year ago.

Barry enters the building all excited, asks mossie who's gonna supply him all those amazing crosses for him to dispatch, moyes replies "Jack harrison".. Barry turns and runs out the building

Makes the most sense if could do a similar deal to Alcaraz with a price included in it. Can see alot of clubs in for him, so hopefully if in early can get in first and close the deal.

Sounds like we want him on loan though. Not sure Juve would allow that. But we'll see.

Not even linked with us mate. Only Roma and Inter atm. Quality player though.

I'd be well chuffed if we got him. Thought he was ace at Villa.

Kubo is one of the few links that's legitimately quite exciting. Would give us something totally different.

A few things to unpick there, Matty. First up, I didn't say we were going backwards, I think you are mixing me up with another poster. However, I did point out that on the pitch we are, for the moment at least, standing still. I'm also not...

Do you watch Everton? We won't miss doucoure.

Re-signing an old, broken down right back isn't exactly going forwards, is it? We'll see in time if we're genuinely moving forwards but, at this precise moment in time, we haven't got a single new player in our squad. We do, however, still have...

I’m sure someone mentioned El bobble.