Dwight K Schrute's latest activity

Even as a squad filler I don't want him, Tries hard. I will give him that. But what is he actually any good at. Thought we had moved past the likes of him and Keane looks like I might be wrong

Rather Alcaraz get the Rosetta Stone app for free and learn English the old school way, instead of us sponking £7m (or any other figure) of the Queen’s readies towards Harrison

At £7m it’s a yes for me. We can’t fill those 12 squad places with 12 £35m players or rookies

This one will excite the fans…… Telegraph suggesting we might be after….. Jack Harrison (for around £7m)

I am still fuming about that to be fair.

We already have a vacuum in midfield tbh.

Hot damn, his wife posted this just 20 hours ago. Can't even imagine how she's feeling.

That’s all good but nothing about it benefits Everton.

I’m with Wayne here.

Seems a bit stupid when we (a) need a RB and (b) do not have much money with which to purchase half a squad. Obviously, it's likely nonsense, but it really doesn't make sense.

Loan Roma that awful tunnel.

Can't see 👀 @davek taking this at all well !

Right, what's this Welsley stuff guys? I've logged back on and am very confused by the discussions! Are they saying that he would be our player that we lend to them for a year, or that we are buying him for Roma?!

Was really good for Lille and was part of their side that won Ligue 1 under Galtier. I wanted us to sign him when we were first linked about 4 years ago. He was solid defensively and capable of putting in some decent crosses on occasion. Haven’t...

Any answer I give will result in one of the following ripostes from you: He's worse than Keane He'll be too expensive He won't come here to be 4th choice He's too risky He's always injured He's too old He's too young He's too short So what...