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Exactly. I completely accept that more glamorous clubs would have been treated far more leniently - but the idea that Palace have done nothing wrong here is a nonsense. The UEFA rule is perfectly reasonable - but it HAS to be applied to all...

That's not really the argument though, sporting advantage (at least not before the tournament begins). Complete non-sequitur from Maguire.

And? I mean, so what? What do "sources" close to this fella think this should mean? Inappropriate behaviour is inappropriate behaviour - whatever the "cause". He's not fit to be around women of a certain age. Full stop.

What was it Shirley Bassey used to sing with the Propellerheads again?

Traversty It's his song and its all gone wrong For Traversty He kicks it long and he wears a thong And its hard to bare With Keane just in front he is going nowhere I was going to say #maccashitfactory until I realised the s in front of the...

Fair play. You certainly traversed the thesaurus for that one...

To sell copious quantities of AS Roma shirts, I'm hearing.

I couldn't agree more. The "nostalgia" of Goodison was all that Kenwright left fans with after his disastrous tenure. Pure sentiment. And the great thing from Kenwright's perspective was that it required no investment as it was cost-free to him...

Number 1: That event he speaks of in terms of opening Goodison was not our 'first home game' there - that was later on, and that event he alludes to was a mere gala event with no football. We play our 'gala' event against Roma in a curtain raiser...

That moment when you are so old you couldn't give a crap anymore...

Think of all those lovely Botafogo players we would have...to sell to Lyon after we were forcibly demoted to the Endsleigh League.

Mosh was never one for transparency... I mean, if he was, we'd know he wasn't actually the owner of Everton.

Watch the Simon Reeve show on Scandinavia and how they pay some of the highest taxes in the world, which their governments actually put back into their infrastructure and as a result they are statistically some of the happiest people in the world...

Spot the @Noggsy blue multi