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Harrison AND Henderson. Like a double-ended dildo.

He'll get a fair crack from reasonable people. I think it works both ways, though. I never heard of the boy prior to last month so I've no reason to suspect he'll be anything extraordinary, fee or no fee. Anyone bigging him up right now is doing...

Ha ha ha yes . We need a new forum for that I bet though

Jack tagged along to translate, did he?

Well, to be fair, I'm not sure he intended it to sit right with the likes of me... Mind you, who he did want it to sit right with would be a fascinating study in itself...

Friend of the forum, Conor Gallagher, "the kind of bloke who gets waxed" (copyright @Bob Elstone ), was another purveyor of the man bun, wasn't he? Gave me the ick.

Didn’t he score an equaliser at Goodison against Spurts at the Park End,if it wasn’t him it was errr someone else.

I've yet to see a woman that suits, let alone a man...

The only exception was Zlatan albeit in the twilight of his career.That Jay Rodriguez did my nut in when he did it too and Bale looked a complete twerp with his bun at the time.

Who are we too far behind? I think were capable of 7th/8th next season Likes of Brentford, Bournemouth, Fulham, Brighton, Forest, Palace etc aren't all that different in terms of quality, we need more in attack, but defensively were stronger...

I'd say no if they were paying us money.

In some ways...

TV moved our first home game at BMD to my missus’s birthday. Thanks for that. That particular argument is now lying in wait for me.

I wondered what Doucoure was being lined up for...

"He's the lazy git we needed to replace the last lazy git."