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Only 4 yrs after winning the league and only 2 players from that team left Hurst and Royal how sad is that.

Apparently, he doesn't have to pay directly to Sting any more because he sold all his ownership rights for a big, fat nine-figure sum to Universal. I don't think Sting will be too bothered having hundreds of millions in the bank from the deal...

The Fairy Godmother says to Cinderella, "Make sure you're back here by midnight from that ball, or your fanny will turn into a pumpkin" Later at the ball as she's dancing with the handsome prince, she asks him, "What's your name?" He says...

During a nervous bloke’s first prostate exam… Doctor: There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s perfectly natural to get an erection during a prostate exam. Patient: I don’t have an erection. Doctor: I do.

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a...

After years of complaining from my wife, I finally found the G-spot. Turns out her sister had it all along.

My mate got a phone call from his doctor today telling him that the NHS had finally found him a penis transplant I overheard him saying: “Give it to me straight Doc … how long have I got?”

Department Q a 9 part series based on a book has just started on Netflix or other sources its a retake of the 2 hour one nordic noir 2 hour series from years ago set in more detail up in Edinburgh - very very good first episode .....

Fiskardo - Kefalonia

One of my dreams is to win the lottery and buy myself a house with a few old buildings on the land. I would convert one of the buildings into a social club type thing for my mates to use and fill it with a load of the old arcade machines like the...

I'd rather be crap than be stained.

Indelible stain on LFC. We had nothing to do with it.

Forest look primed to pop to me. Their owner was on that pitch remonstrating with the manager because he bet the house on getting into the CL and it's all going up in smoke.