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Got zero to offer on transfer chat, but just thought I'd offer my appreciation for the simmering angst and narky niggling building up to an explosion.

Neil...I might have to put you on ignore till this window shuts. Would you mind?

Why would I want a hug mate? Just confused about your animosity towards me. I have no idea who you are.

I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably...

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

Hahahaha mate hilarious, because he’s rubbish isn’t he!!! And old!!! 😭😂

I bet we buy him and loan him to Roma 😂🤣🔥🔥

I am reliably informed by @MisterJ , that deals are not done like this anymore. And selling teams only want a fraction of the price up front.

I bet we offer 10p and a curly wurly eh lads! Hahaha HA HA HA

I recommend General Zat be put on charge of the list compilers whist he himself signs 45 under 18 players

How’s the catastrophising going pal?

Clearly in the PP Camp. Sides seem to be being taken all across the forum.

I”’m still getting counselling after once opening a link on this site posted by Bungle (while I was at work). Me and HR were constant companions for 6-months :(

Then 5 minutes later… LOL