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No one would ever get arrested.

Imagine if he was a police informant

Thats why he's the best at it.

Hard to get something wrong when your answers are open ended "so Al is he signing" Al: "possibly one day?"

Ban please mods , six weeks

If he turns out no good we can weigh him in for scrap?

…no, it’s a dock with a sewage works next door 😧

I was so hoping he was going to get ousted, proper cockroach him

@Curtis seen him in the Media room at Goodison when he was doing the tour.

He was at the new ground earlier today in full Everton kit having pics done. He is one of us.

The boring answer for why this stuff takes so long is that we probably have obligations to the kit manufacturers and now a bunch of stadium stakeholders to essentially produce promotional content for them with signing announcements. This would...

When Mcdonalds flash your number up on the screen to say its ready to collect from the counter, but it's then another 2-3 minutes after you've presented yourself expectantly at the counter, almost tips me over the edge.

Think @jerseytoffee beat you to it mate. We both owe him a fiver now.

The women's team have just announced their third Japanese player... ...any chance the men's can bring a certain Japanese player in next please? :lol: 👀

Not gona lie...Soon as I press order on Uber eats am waiting at the window 😂