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We need more though, you can't just rely on pinging crosses into the box, its simply too easy to play against (Fellows strength is pinging crosses into the box) We seem to still want to do this as a club yet most others stopped this style years...

He has a cross and assist in him mate - it’s whether it would translate to the PL and would he be a step up from Dwight. We could also do with someone who could turn the afterburners on and bring a bit of pace to the side.

I would expect dead people stain the sheets within a few hours.

I know some people on here are skeptical of fellows from West Brom but he would be perfect for that role

We have Garner and Iroegbunam with Gana imminent. We have Harrison Armstrong apparently in the senior squad and money to spend. I don’t see us being so desperate for depth in midfield that we’d take someone who’s spent the last few years coasting...

Left yourself a bit open there lid. It makes sense. We've got no players.

Linked with him before he went to Roma. I've not seen much of him to be fair.

A random online Italian sports site Footitalia.com claims we're interested in Zeli Celik from Roma , he plays fullback. Probably nonsense

Quite

Hey you can't stain the sheets if you're not alive, either way it works

If you're drinking bleach and wetting the bed at least the sheets would be clean.

I think every Evertonian will be praying 'Patto' will be punted this summer. If they're not there's some non-football agenda at work. :coffee:

5 minutes in an Everton shirt and his knee would explode

I wasn't joking with the above but I appreciate this👍 Look forward to getting down to Bramley next time you're over👍

Haha I apologize for the delay in acknowledging a truly sacred day , have a most joyful birthday In which you receive the greatest gift of all, your favorite Everton player Michael Keane is confirmed in staying for another year. But seriously...