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Having stake fall-off is a blessing in disguise. Much nicer without that rubbish on the strip.

Silly cow is probably prepared to take him back........again. Hence a move only an hour away from his location in Alderley Edge

So is the plan to keep Jake at right back with walker as possible back up? Would prefer walker peters

Can't access the accounts if the card is in the home you got exiled from , for being a sleazeball but jokes aside it's pretty nauseating how wealthy he is

I feel a more dynamic fullback would really elevate our attacking potency. Hopefully were getting another RB with Patterson leaving and Seamus retiring, that's probably just wishful thinking. I would be a little underwhelmed by walker but won't...

Don’t use your brain mate, it’s dangerous. You must knee jerk like a Russian dancer and then bookend your posts with laughing emojis. That’s the smart thing to do.

Pretty sure he could buy my house and a nice king-size bed with a fortnight's wages!

Please get rid i made the error of throwing my away kit in the washing machine one time and the s on the stake is completely detached from the kit I think I might be able repress it but such a shoddy and poorly crafted product

He got kicked out of his home for cheating on his wife. Sleeping on an air sofa apparently affects a player's game

His top speed last season was faster than Mo ‘new contract’ Salah’s. Lost ‘all of his pace’ is just not accurate.

I for one can't wait to boo him in a new ground. *on telly whilst he plays in the new ground.

We've had a few of Schrodinger's cats as forwards- attacks die when they're in the box

Once again a transfer target becomes schrodinger's player where he's the worst player ever or the best depending on the poster

Right. Barry giving up his role as undisputed starter for a Champions League team to rotate with Beto for a bottom half Premier League team? It's fairly easy. If we pay more than £15 million for a striker that isn't a starter ahead for Beto, we...

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