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    2023/24 Dwight McNeil

    You… make… me…. feel….. Tri.. Pod… Mc… Neil…
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    Summer transfer window 2023

    You called… ?
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    Shall we play a game?

    Is it ‘‘hide the sausage…?”
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    Seany D Summer Mix 99

    On the basis he still hasn’t been announced; Shaggy, ‘’It Wasn’t Me!’’…..
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    2022/23 Anthony Gordon

    Genuine ‘Rolls-Royce’ player….
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Breaking News… fails medical, takes rejection badly
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Gaining momentum this, medical underway (leaked photo)
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Spotted at the airport…
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    Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

    See what you did there….
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    Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

    Yep, let’s play Pickford up front and not bother with a keeper
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    2022/23 Yerry Mina

    He’s like the footballer equivalent of the T1000 from Terminator 2, except the liquid nitrogen has been superseded by grass and he takes months to reform…
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    Onana & Gueye

    Are you Gomes in disguise?
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    Analysis of Transfers in Moshiri Era

    Where’s Sandro….
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    Transfer Rumour Michy Batshuayi

    Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner… Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner… …Ron-Don! seems more appropriate, although Batman could pile on the pounds too. Swerve.
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    Confirmed Signing Dwight McNeil

    Hadn’t seen it, fair enough
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