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    2023/24 Dwight McNeil

    You… make… me…. feel….. Tri.. Pod… Mc… Neil…
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    Summer transfer window 2023

    You called… ?
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    Shall we play a game?

    Is it ‘‘hide the sausage…?”
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    Seany D Summer Mix 99

    On the basis he still hasn’t been announced; Shaggy, ‘’It Wasn’t Me!’’…..
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    2022/23 Anthony Gordon

    Genuine ‘Rolls-Royce’ player….
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Breaking News… fails medical, takes rejection badly
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Gaining momentum this, medical underway (leaked photo)
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    Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

    Spotted at the airport…
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    Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

    See what you did there….
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    Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

    Yep, let’s play Pickford up front and not bother with a keeper
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    2022/23 Yerry Mina

    He’s like the footballer equivalent of the T1000 from Terminator 2, except the liquid nitrogen has been superseded by grass and he takes months to reform…
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    Onana & Gueye

    Are you Gomes in disguise?
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    Analysis of Transfers in Moshiri Era

    Where’s Sandro….
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    Transfer Rumour Michy Batshuayi

    Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner… Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner… …Ron-Don! seems more appropriate, although Batman could pile on the pounds too. Swerve.
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    Confirmed Signing Dwight McNeil

    Hadn’t seen it, fair enough
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    Confirmed Signing Dwight McNeil

    We’ve got Dwight… It’s our Right To Parrrrrtttteeeeeeey!
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    Confirmed Signing Dwight McNeil

    Just in case he hasn’t been Everton’d by December… I’m dreaming of a Dwiiiiiight Christmas, McNeil’s a Baller don’t you know… leaves your defence in tatters, Scores Worldies when it matters… With a wand of a left foot… runs the show I’ll get my coat…
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    Match Thread Arsenal v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Is it just me that thinks it’s hilarious that Arsenal are giving us a spanking….. and it won’t make any difference to them …or us don’t get me wrong, rather be wining but meh….
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    Match Thread Watford v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    My water supply has been cut off…
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    Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Incredibly disappointing and frustrating performance, or lack of… Even more reason for Goodson to continue to rock and get behind the team, like Brentford in the cup, for every remaining home game this season…. No more boo-ing! Nobody can fix our problems in 9 days, Come on Frank….
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