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What have they ever done for us?

Agreed. Utterly and totally. The wife eats like a dog and speaks through mouthfuls of food. I've noticed her sister and mum do the same, it fecking revolting stuff. God knows how I didn't notice it before we got hitched. But this is just the tip of an enormous iceberg for me. I really...

I'd be happy to keep him around .... but not anywhere near being our highest earner.

Davek would never sanction it though.

No, it's less rational than that .... its buttons on clothing. Ugh!

Not a fan of level crossings - don't trust the warning tech not to fail. Or buttons. Or Swindon (nearest town). Not sure I'd call them phobias, just things I like to avoid.

Looks like the lad's been offered the Brazil job. Was kinda hopeful he might cone back here and be part of the new dawn. Obviously it's just a job to him and all these warm words about the club were the usual word salad from those trained for the media. We were clearly just a stop gap.

And last.

Doesnt like blue eh? *makes notes

8 goals this season, largely feeding off scraps. I know we need better, but he deserves to stay.

Necessary for Sky's scripts and future income.

Ffs! What's up with OBrien?

Laughable that one of either of the leagues bottom sides will be in the "champions" league next season. As fast as when the rs were against the spuds in the "champions" league final - with neither team at that time having been actual champions in a combined 90 years. The word champion is...

Agreed. Some rine back I served a Facebook ban because their Artificial Stupidity bot cannot see context or vernacular - when I said to a friend "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.", a very well known trope, the bot took it literally as a threat and "poof" I was out for a week or...

May I draw your attention to the error made by Mr David Clement in the article above, where he erroneously uses the word "hung", when the correct term here should be "hanged". Chrismpw, North Wiltshire