So what is this thread all about then? For those sick of all the pants-pissing? If so I've got a smoking jacket and tartan slippers, a whole stack of porn magazines (well-thumbed, amongst many other things 😉) and some 70's Commando comics...
How long do you think it will be before you think youre bigger than Everton and want to walk to a different club?
How many goals or assists will that be?
Are you likely ever to be the kind of person who will bring the club into disrepute by...
I didn't have an 18th ... it wasn't traditional back then. By the time I was 21 I didn't have a party because by then the thing to do was have an 18th.
Ffs ... and kids today think we olduns had it easy.
Lamine Yamal is getting into trouble over his 18th birthday party celebrations.
He was ‘caught’ hiring a troupe of dwarves and paying large-breasted blonde models and Instagram Influencers £10,000-£20,000 to ‘attend’ his party.
Pretty sad when...