Recent content by Chewbacca

First time - when we sold Alan Ball (I was 9) Last time - in relief at the Wimbledon final whistle I’m now too old and barely give a [Poor language removed] about the bloated corpse of what was once the beautiful game.

When we beat Utd 5-0 in October 84. The only home game I missed in 84/85 due to my Dad’s second wedding. It took a long time to forgive him. I live in Newcastle and we used to take the Scottish Sunday Post newspaper in which the match report marked us at 13/10

Big Joe. One of my all time favourites.

If he keeps this squad up after a 10 point deduction (we’ll get another 4 next week) he will deserve a medal. It’s grim but it’s where we are as a club. Without new owners we are going nowhere but into an accelerating decline.

Everton FC could really do with being boring for a couple of years

Seamus will become player/coach on a coaches salary

He’ll be an asset in the Championship

Double screwed.

Yes, we’re getting relegated

They’re not Everton

Full of people from London

They are also in the capital city of the world

RIP Always seemed like a true gentleman

Will score a worldie of a consolation goal

Purely Everton. I have zero interest in the rest of the corrupt shineshow.