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Thiermaybe

That’s almost always the case, and the blue always sparkles more (and the shade can be judged) when not being viewed on a photo taken by a potato hung up in a staff break room somewhere 5000 miles away. I originally thought the waves were a good...

This thread acts as powerful indicator of whether anything of interest has occurred in the world of Everton. The higher it sits the less likely anything of substance is being discussed.

It looks a lot better on the players than it did on a hanger!

Jeez! Stepping up Efforts!! Every time I think I've got all the stages of a transfer written down Everton invent another one!

except Sam Madagascar...

The Big Bang Theory.

Thierno or Thieryes?

so can Keane.... oh wait,

Rather get Grealish. That says it all

Christian Eriksen on a free? He hasn’t been the same player since he died tbf.

Watched the release video. Is there a dash of irony in the shots of the shirt underwater and emerging wet from the metaphorical Mersey after the trouble Castore got into a few years back with Villa about their shirt retaining water?

No. It’s already far too close to a Kerry Dixon era Chelsea kit.

I haven't seen this line before. I expect it to be trotted out a lot more over the years when talking about any players who have had an injury/ bad season/ 30+/ left a scab 6 club. I hope you have trademarked it - or is it already in common usage?

I'd still be excited by Barry but Woltemade seems like a nailed on success for whoever gets him.