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And too injured

Maybe..... Scott Parker goes to Spurs, Dyche back to Burnley, Harrison signs for Dyche.....

Too old, too expensive (wages)

"oh yeah, sorry, I don't do the indirect free kicks, just the direct ones, sorry too busy!"

get it going in the south stand mate

my anxiety

Buying an over-the-hill, over-paid player for big-money FROM a Saudi club... Only Everton...!

It’s nice to have a day off from Gus “Gullit” Hamer

God we are 2 days into this window and we are falling for the Talksport's need to have 24/7 BS content. We have a limited budget, players still undecided on contracts and new owners who have no contacts with cack client journos like Talksport.

I’d have them both on loan if we could. Instant quality infusion.

"My Hammy is still sore - do we have any of that Ben Doak?"

He sounds like Cockney Rhyming slang for something, but I can’t work out what. “Sorry Love, I’m just popping out for a quick Ben Doak”

Phase 1 in which Doris gets her oats.

The Deaf Aides concur....

For some reason this came to mind...... Who's the left footed dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Jack!) You damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his full-back man? (Jack!) Can you dig it Who's the cat that won't cop...