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Leon Osman had one of the best first touches I’ve ever seen.

Leon Osman was a very clever player. He was lightweight, but he was smart. And a far better passer of the ball than Gueye, whose strength is in destroying rather than the tricky creativity Osman gave us.

Idrizzle on a 2 year dizzle

I have been having psychotic episodes of late and during them I’m prone to fitting songs around our players names. Been playing with this one to the tune of ‘Do the walk of life’ by Dire Straits Jordan Pickford’s a f*****g monster! He hates the...

Reckon thelwell might try and take chermiti to rangers on loan?

….funny enough, I mentioned him previously alongside Grealish as the two most overrated, overpriced and luckiest English footballers of their generation. I’ve never understood the fuss over either and I wouldn’t be in the least interested in...