Captain Bligh's latest activity

Why, is it an Octogon?

Oh come on, the parties would be magnificent.

Don’t know about best player but I wouldn’t have been too happy if Royston Drenthe turned up on my doorstep

I hope they don’t just focus on one signing at a time.

I’ll be sitting on the dock watching Gueye

Ain’t no doubt.

I think I tried it once and it went through to Delta Cabs

I need a feel good rumour to help me forget about Trombone legs signing a new deal.

Harrison is good depth. Certainly not a starter and certainly would not pay much for him, but if he is on clearance and it doesn't prevent us from other targets I am not opposed.

Rather Alcaraz get the Rosetta Stone app for free and learn English the old school way, instead of us sponking £7m (or any other figure) of the Queen’s readies towards Harrison

At £7m it’s a yes for me. We can’t fill those 12 squad places with 12 £35m players or rookies

Won’t fit in one lounge so it will be a simulcast shown on big screens on both Goodison and BMD pitches and in all lounges

I’ll go first. The irregular width of the brickwork panels means the left and right edges of the crest line up nicely with a depression in the brickwork, but the central points at the top and bottom are off centre over the panel behind them...

Yeah, Fabrizio is well past it these days...

Let’s aim for someone a bit younger next time