[Everton play a game without a single available left sided defender]
THIS IS A DISGRACE
[Everton try to sign an additional left sided defender]
THIS IS A DISGRACE
Such a beautiful rumour for the conspiracy theorists, take your pick :
- Branthwaite injury worse than first thought
- Branthwaite being sold before deadline day
- Aznou nowhere near ready for Premier League
- Aznou injury worst than first...
Do like the idea of them chucking every premier league players name in a hat and picking a couple out to try and catch whoever it is out.
Tell the kitman we’re in for Vitaly Janelt and the tea lady we’re in for Calvin Bassey and smoke the mole out.
N'daiye, Grealish and Dewsbury-Hall in the same team, we'll be able to sing "Everton, the team that play beautiful football" and actually mean it for the first time in a long, long time.