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Must be because we are a big legacy club in an enduring bad patch It has to change soon, surely. One day we'll see 'Man Utd are desperate to hold onto player X as agent pushes big move to Everton' I can feel it! 👊😎

WE ARE BACK! HAND IT OVER LIVERPOOL

Michael Antonio? The car-crash dude? Hell no! That would be re-defining "Everton that".

Oh ffs

And then something completely different:

Seeing Marchand bagging twice all alone made me hate him even more. Who does he think he is, does he actually know how to play the game? Koff Brad! Always rated him. Brilliant player having on you side.

Adieu Dom. You were definitely worth the price. Got it going for a while but eventually missed way too many sitters.

And it would be great if we could squeeze in between them that little Ronaldo too.

YOU TEEERRRRRNIN YER NOSE UP AT GREELISH LAD??!?

I think it’s a dangerous deal for us. We’ve spent years trying to recover from excessive purchases buying a fair few players at the tail end of their career. If you said he would take £150,000 a week he’d probably want a 3 year deal. Plus any...

Season not even started and Fulham have won 10 but look to have 30 points deducted already according to the PL app 😂

30 years old, huge wages. One of those guys whose eagerness for training (in the past at least) is catching him fast. No for me.

Exactly, mate... How Chelsea haven't been done over for violating PSR rules yet is beyond me. Slap a figure on the lad that'll make them think twice.

Think we’ve already done that tbh, hence why he’s still an Everton player and not a Man U player.