Lads this is def con 1 and we need you all to step up and show your scouting skills by doing a list of the players Everton should sign within days please. The whole club and fanbase are counting on you.
The Dry Crotchers seem to be bettering the Pant Pissers right now in the summer transfers tug of war on here. Still plenty of time for Everton to mess it up and give the PP a glorious victory. Eyes on the prize guys.
Those crests look magnificent.
We may not be the best at togger at the moment but we are the classiest club in the PL.
Sniff it Masters you incompetent buffoon.
If there's anyone who believes a firm of glorified ambulance chasers in Liverpool can sponsor a PL club to the tune of £10M p.a. I've got some land in Alaska I'd like to sell to you.
It's Everton FFS. Of course it's 'kin dodgy.
It’s nice to bring joy to these people’s lives, which is otherwise joyless.
As The Cat said on Red Dwarf; “I bring joy to the world, coz I have such a beautiful ass”…..