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Defo. Someone who sounds like they almost certainly have a superhero (or villain) alter ego.

Love some alliteration in a name. That’s what the clubs been lacking.

Gonna be the new "Gana at Finch Farm" picture this, guaranteed.

Doesn't seem an outlandish amount these days tbf. My concern with us making a move like this - if we did - versus your run-of-the-mill washed up deputy GK signing, is that it signifies JP might have expressed a desire to move on after this...

I am torn on this one. Given the calibre of our usual reveals then yeah, 100%. If we dropped some comedy gold like whoever - Burnley? - did the Pennywise one the other day then I'd happily give them a week to get the production bang on.

The thing that gets my goat these days,is they spend the whole day doing a stupid announcement video,that absolutely no one could care less about. Take a picture of him in the kit,put it on the website...job done.

It's the initiation ritual for all new Everton signings. That's why they haven't announced him yet.

@GrandOldTeam just gets chef to bake a fresh batch mate

Honestly have never knowingly seen him kick a ball, but for the cool name alone I am willing to spit feathers if we don't get this over the line ASAP.

Hope he does a Danjuma now just to haunt you.

Hope your fancy biscuits break off in your tea.

Seems a mad one, that. Seems a promising keeper; surely good enough for first team footy somewhere. Not that I am complaining, like!

….don’t be so harsh on yourself, Matey.

I debated putting that, but of course if you're truly dedicated to the cryarse life, he won't count because he was ONLY a loan-to-perm.

we did also sign Alcaraz, but I get your point lol