I had previously thought it unfathomable that we could reach the end of this week without bringing anyone in. If we do manage that, then I think people are entitled to start asking some questions to be honest.
Always an issue when someone says it’s done when it isn’t. Tete hasn’t ever been at the point of being called done. All this now does is heap pressure on a club that look inept at closing a deal, which is slightly unfair as it never got to that...
Turns out they misheard, and instead we’re re-signing Keane, who moves around a football pitch like a manatee.
Anyway, I’ve got faith in our overlords to be moving and shaking in the shadows, and that they’ll drop a couple of unexpected scarves...
Newcastle innit? Isak will go to them lot and he’ll be their number 9. I foresee modest goal returns and fan adoration because he puts himself about. A minimum of 4 PL goals per season against Everton.