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Garner manages to play 90 mins of football and I never notice he’s on the pitch.

It’s absolutely wild how some baseless rumor can make adults lose their minds Tuesday: sign branthwaite to 5 year deal Wednesday: (some no name online rumor) friedkins are using us as mules. I knew they were no good It must be exhausting being...

The player would belong to Everton. Roma would have him on loan. What is happening here? He goes to Italy for a season or two and comes to us a much better player. I don’t understand the problem for a second.

His nickname is ‘Spud’ if that helps?

Looked a different player those last few matches - throughout his managerial career Moyes has shown he develops and improves defenders and Keano's end of season form compared to his horror shows when Moyes first joined suggest the new coaching...

The sexual tension in here is hitting crazy highs.

That wasn’t myers

A very fresh and creative new angle to panic about. Well played sir.

Superb this

Best signing of the summer

Alan says a lot without saying anything Absolute waste of space

Progressing well Nothing imminent. Positive signs. Glad that's all been cleared up.

He’s trying to make out that he has an inside line though. He may have done so in the past when he worked at the club but it’s quite clear that he now knows as much as me and you… nothing!

So true. He knows nothing.

Myers knows as much as the random bloke on the street. Very non committal on anything