You missed out offering straightners out all over the place, after returning home after a 12 hr Stella and the cocaine binge.
Then disappearing off the forum, until close to the next game and then starting all over again, until an eventual ban...
So a rumour emerges about Everton possibly signing a decent player and its "Believe it when I see it lad", "Not until he is wearing the shirt and holding the scarf lad". But when a rumour, no matter how flimsy emerges about a possible bid for a...