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haha. This is such a specific reference, but even without looking anything up online, and even though the comparison is only in essence, I know exactly what you mean.

Maaaaybe encouraging the Jarrad is one of the players modelling the new home kit?

I think it’s quite nice, tbh. I only worry that if you’re carrying a bit of extra weight the horizontal waves might not be the most flattering thing in the world…!

The unsponsored version is almost certainly a one-off, brought about because Stake are in the last year of their deal with us and the ban on gambling sponsors is soon to be enforced. Stake have no power to prevent it.

Wasn’t going to buy one, but have bought the unsponsored version with a second’s hesitation.

I held my phone closer to my face but made no real difference sadly.

Where does ‘advanced talks’ sit on the Everton transfer-o-meter? Surely only 4 or 5 more phases to go??

Followed by 'getting around the table'.

About three weeks earlier than last year, I think?

I hate the way everything has to be teased these days, just release the Jersey not every mundane event needs a countdown..

Watch it suddenly not be allowed for us.

If we can just re-sign Jack Harrison - this time on a permanent, long-term deal - to play alongside Longstaff, that’d be a dream midfield right there.

I don’t think that’s possible unless he’s an amputee?

One-trick ponies aren’t inherently bad. It just depends on how good the trick is, and how injury prone the pony is. A really good trick (probably out of our price range at the minute, though) is worth its weight in gold, but the trick mustn’t...

Not being funny but you’ve been on this high horse for days now and it’s getting tiresome. You absolutely lost your head over a tenuous Josh Brownhill rumour and accused everyone who said it would be fine as a body in midfield as having no...