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So.......you dont judge his play. You havent seen him play. You have no reason to believe he isnt good at those. I and everyone in the world knows stats dont tell the whole story about a player, but if you are going to come in and say a guy...

If you’re seeing lads lighting up latter stages of European tournaments on your tv and think ‘oh Everton should get him’. You’re too late. Cherki will be able to choose whoever he wants to play for. There’s no way he’d ever come here, he could...

Heard a whisper that Villa could look to offload Ramsey for around £50m, if Branthwaite is on his way out for around £80m (if), then could a deal be done which in effect is a £30m outlay from Villa to Everton?

They're about to spend >£60m on Cunha. I'm not convinced they can't spend despite their publicised financial woes

I have to admit that I often use brackets for an afterthought. It's the result of a strict upbringing so, as usual, the parentheses are to blame. I'll fetch me coat

Let's look at some numbers for those who've played across the front behind the striker, strictly under Moyes. I'm going to list them in order of goal involvements against minutes played. The number in parentheses is total minutes divided by goals...

It seems to me as if negotiations are ongoing with Keane, Gueye and DCL. We already know what is happening with all the other players at the end of their contract or on loan. I feel that if any of the three had made a definite decision to leave...

He misses far too many simple chances. Will always put top teams off. When he goes through on goal you expect him to hit the keeper.

I cannot think of 1 reason why I’d want him to stay. Always injured, ran down his contract, awful in front of goal, all undeniable. Makes me laugh why anybody would want to keep him. That’s borderline gross stupidity.

I had my psa test recently. The results are very good and im sticking around. Mainly because my GP decided it was a good idea to give me a blood test. A simple blood test. Yes, more intrusive and uncomfortable tests will be done if the blood...

Sorry but take one look at that Hamer and tell me with a straight face Moyesy wants to sign him. He's an absolute pudding who's blood is 90% custard

Hope we don't mess about too much with this, because it'll end up annoying flamengo if we mess them about on a deal that Is already very generous. Get it wrapped up please

Jib the fascist USA tour

Alhambra palace, Grenada. Amazing place. Booked a private guided tour.

Weird dystopian place, feels rather fake to me.