You've probably spotted this long-legged spider hiding in the corner of a house or building.
The cellar spider, also known as the daddy long-legs spider, is almost only ever found indoors, where they benefit from a warm, stable temperature...
That Bronze could walk into a bar and neck your missus in front of you and drink your pint and there’s not a thing any of you little pissants could do about it.
I think the best thing to do right now is declare him a world beater and place all hope for a glorious Everton revival on his shoulders whist demanding David Moyes plays him.