Recent content by Barry Horne's Love Child

Max Power

Only team that matters is Everton, could be playing the lowest of the low and our support will be there, it’s Everton.

Dad

Any players that have graced both us and AC Milan? Can think of a fair few for Inter Milan such as Lukaku, Eto’o, Dacourt, Van De Meyde, Materazzi, Pistone, Ferrari. Always preferred Inter though mainly due to the Ronaldo, Recoba, Vieri era and of course the blue stripes helps ? But would say AC...

Throw in the Mbappe “go fund me” freebie and their unprecedented quad will be on all over again ?

A lad in our secondary school only had one testicle, got called “Womble”

Took a photo from the top of Everton park this afternoon, been a few months since I’ve last been and posted a picture but the difference is huge. Said last time how much it dominated the skyline but this time can really see just how much more it’s raised up and took over.

?Do you think you’r better off alone? Do you think you’r better off alone??………… Doubt you’ve got much choice mate.

Because their bellends

Picture taken from the top of Everton park tonight, not the clearest image but can really see how it’s gonna dominate the skyline once it all starts coming together

If you work out which one of these is the real Barry Horne giz a shout, I’m owed a lifetimes worth of birthday and Xmas presents.

And if anything ever kicks off, they’ve always got the good old Michael Shield “dreamy sleepy sleepy snoozy snoozy” get out clause to fall back on.

If it happens, suppose the best would to treat it as a total reset for the club, and an opportunity to rid ourselves of the huge wage bill through the ending of contracts, the inevitable players wanting to leave and the balance shifting from those on big wages who’ve left this season. We do have...

No chance, it’s bad enough having to share a city with them, never mind a stadium.