Recent content by Bainesy's Left Peg

Please don’t joke about that, gave me palpitations for a whole summer our pursuit of him. And when he finally washed up on these shores with The Wolfs, he was still just as bloody good

Some really edgy stuff in here tonight, I may have to Mubarak round to the start and see what I’ve missed

That’s right. Quite helpful that it says the posters name too but I hear you!

Dickxie Dean

Possibly yes. Remember a lot of “Lettuce Hat” chat and of course the Yarmolenkometer fluctuating between Yarmolenkon and Yarmolenkoff

“We are the English Ca-ra-Mel and we’re mulling making a bid for you “

I’ll never forget Sarah and Amy, broke my effing heart those 2

I couldn’t multiquote your one mate, but it’s appreciated

Thank you brothers. And to all, let’s be strong and keep the faith. It’s not easy being an Evertonian, but let’s hope for better times. It’s not so long ago 777 almost took us to the cleaners. Onwards and upwards 💙

Evening all. Anyone feeling brave enough to give me a pissometer update?

One terrible incident earlier, a poor chap lost full control of his bladder and delivered a total soaking. That said, we’ve seen way worse in here before. Current pissometer rating 5/10.

Blimey, not taken today’s pre-season result too well then. We all know it’s frustrating mate but this is a full on duvet, sheet, mattress and pyjama soaking

No mate, it’s the transfer thread, it’s a “use your noggin” free zone

Delighted to have you here friend, do you bring us news of medical examinations once more?