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@davek is going to be like a gladiator fighting off the lions here tonight. Ironic, considering his view of our Rome friendly overlords.

It's very important to speak clearly and specifically when putting one's knob on the line. I've learned that the hard way.

Would you sooner have a Texan who’s never visited the city coming in and rescuing Everton from the precipice and providing a base from which to recover fully, or the likes of wander and Textor stalking us like vultures

Really? Ancelotti gone. Benitez hired. James, Bernard, Walcott, Kean out the door Gray, Townsend, Rondon in for a combined 1.5 mill. Loads of stories about how we’ve got a PSR problem looming and no money to buy any players for a number of...

We was about to make a signing today but in respect of Hulk Hogan passing away we will delay any signings now till August.

What's going through your head when you made this post?

I use to work with Andy 'Thunderclap' Newman. He had become a total recluse as far as fame goes. He never washed, EVER, and stank to high-heaven. He pulled a shopping trolley around with him (the old lady type) full of electrical tools - he was...

It’s a bit much to expect him to show up for training when he’s already completed a 50m move to the Toffees.

Just done a check on our new ITK overlord and seen his main contribution to the forum under his previous name was about an ungrateful dog and something about shinpads. Seems as good as anyone to pin our hopes on.

I did enjoy the outrage at Goebbels related puns, you spend a good two thirds of your life refreshing the transfer thread and frothing at the mouth and the thing that finally tips you over the edge is someone saying 'I did nazi that coming' Good...

Almost as much fun as the night we were linked to a lad called Goebbels this.

Kubo/Luiz double signing and jizz puns, what more could you ask for