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One terrible incident earlier, a poor chap lost full control of his bladder and delivered a total soaking. That said, we’ve seen way worse in here before. Current pissometer rating 5/10.

Oooo I like you . Please don’t disappear when everyone piles on you . I like the cut of your jib . Like Chico with a hangover .

PARK LIFE

Blimey, not taken today’s pre-season result too well then. We all know it’s frustrating mate but this is a full on duvet, sheet, mattress and pyjama soaking

What a post !

What is this? 321?

No mate, it’s the transfer thread, it’s a “use your noggin” free zone

Delighted to have you here friend, do you bring us news of medical examinations once more?

I'm ignoring the Blackburn scorer and taking this as Double-in. Two new signings.

Longstaff joins Leeds from Newcastle in £12m move

Fair enough, just the 2 seems puzzling though

And for clarity (and with respect) are you suggesting that’s a bad thing backed up by stating you’d only want 2 of his top 20 (in terms of fees) W.Ham signings?

Lol cmon Paqueta was a 80 mill player til he started match fixing

471m euros. = £408m rice fee, £105m. nearly doubled through on paqueta but the bookies got him, made money kudus, scamacca £35.5m cost - £27m recouped, badly stung on zouma, same aguerd, same jwp, vlasic £27m paid - recouped £15m, Benrahma ~£21m...