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Clubcall saved my bacon as a kid. I ran up a bit of a phone bill ringing mucky phone lines. I told my mum & dad it was clubcall and got away with it.

Some absolutely horrendous shouts on this page. Truly horrendous.

I was just thinking that

There's a guy called DavideK stirring the pot every day.

You surely see the angle here. If we sign 6 he still has reason to complain.

That's pretty disturbing, Did she mention if he had a fondness for business driven statistical analysis?

No wonder Arsenal haven't been getting anywhere with Gyokeres

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably...

Neil...I might have to put you on ignore till this window shuts. Would you mind?

Lads this is def con 1 and we need you all to step up and show your scouting skills by doing a list of the players Everton should sign within days please. The whole club and fanbase are counting on you.

Only 30 odd days until our first league game. GET A MOVE ON MOYLES

I do wonder if there were posters predicting our unavoidable relegation post game?

Accrington 2 Everton 0 will be just the shot in the arm this thread needs I reckon.

The Dry Crotchers seem to be bettering the Pant Pissers right now in the summer transfers tug of war on here. Still plenty of time for Everton to mess it up and give the PP a glorious victory. Eyes on the prize guys.