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Not for me him mate...don't like the cut of his jib.

Luiz in a nutshell. Well, Villa Luiz.

Barebalona after tonight ✊

aka waiting for Chelsea/Xavi Simons.

I try to stay as culturally aware of live football as I was in my teens, but life has a funny way of telling me there's more important matters than watching games not involving Everton. You've gotta make bank, lads. Although, working from home...

I think Alli from New Delhi would have a better chance on making the squad.

I feel like an MK Dons fan in 2015.

Matty here supporting good old, local journalism :D

Get Yamal a press box. He can sign for us in his mid 30s like Eto'o.

What's the fixation with getting a traditional right-winger who solely plays that role? Very archaic. Having a lad like this, who can switch positions simultaneously, would be a blessing compared to what we've seen for years. Just think of the...

10. I'm going to spam Bellew's socials asking him to spark Romano out.

Az-a-nou nou nou. Push pineapple Shake the tree.

I feel Fofana's representatives will be waiting for Chelsea to get involved, but Simons is who they really want.