Marking this thread as 🔥🔥🔥 by about November, when we start our traditional process of the exact same posters campaigning for a Manager to be fired, as the old ones.
Fear not, a merry bunch of kind posters and I shall be here to mediate and heal.
Updated for the new season - see first page.
As usual - I kept every sponsor the same, unless the player left
@Walken - Mangala to Grealish
@RomanReigns - Broja to Aznou
@Jokerdan - Maupay to Garner
@ArtetaMoney - Harrison to Armstrong
@Tree13...
Why?
Just sit back, crack a cold one and enjoy the football like we used to do. We've worried about balance sheets and the like for far too long. Let's just enjoy this one and let the clever fellas do the sums.
Feeding off scraps for 3 years with the worst wingers in the prem
And crap number 10
Imagine if we’d played to his strengths
Ironic we now appear to be after decent wingers and grealish who would be perfect for DCL
I know there’s a lot of...
He loves playing football, he'll want to play football. Our fans will love him, everybody else will hate him, that's fine with me. He'll get into all of the Everton in the community charity stuff. Can't wait to see him in an Everton shirt
Not at all, your calling out Grealish for low
Numbers when our own no 10 has stunk the gaffe out. You and I both know that Grealish is a serious upgrade on Doucouré and whatever numbers he had over previous years, has nothing to do with what he...
He'll get so much more space on the ball. N'Diaye being our only creative player last year meant it was really easy for the opposition to just double up on him, it'll be a lot trickier now.