Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[Gwladysover]

Ha ha. Don't take any notice of him CK. I'm a good guy. It's the ladies of the thread you need to watch out for. I'm sure you'll get to know them in due course, but just to give you a bit of a heads up. Sass likes to get her butterflies out for the boys. Anj likes anything in kecks so longs as they have a 6 pack and are under the age of 30, so you may be safe. And H, who also goes by the name Gwladys, is the real one to watch out for. Don't let the fact that she's a septuagenarian get your guard down (sorry, that's the bounder n me coming out lol) . get on her wrong side and you'll be forever immortalised in GIF.

 

[PhilM]

Yeah lots of Glue support in that neck of the woods.lol

I sometimes feel as if I must have sniffed too much glue in my youth to still be following the blues.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

God you've been a busy lot in the last 24 hours. I only came for a look see and been on here an hour already. It's interrupting my tanning. lol

Anyway, after my day of abstinence yesterday, and with the weather due to change tmorrow, I'm going to celebrate the end of summer with a cocktail or 2. What will it be today I wonder?lol

Can you imagine how I feel after I’m absent for a few days, it takes me hours to keep up with your chatter lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I sometimes feel as if I must have sniffed too much glue in my youth to still be following the blues.

And it seems I haven’t sniffed enough ?

 

[Barnfred 55]

No problem mate, the reason for the name cow kecks comes from my long struggle trying to find trousers these days that don't have stretch waists. They're ok when you first put them on but after an hour the stretch kick's in and they start to slide down leaving my rear end looking like the back of a cow. CK is fine but I usually go by the name John.

Although many of us know others real names on this thread we tend to stick to the nicknames in open forum. But it's what you feel comfortable with. I think CK quite suits you. Sir.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

As per Grease ....... "tell me more , tell me more "

Just got back from grocery shopping and now I have to unpack but I begin by telling you that Mr. Sass is 97% pure European. No wonder Sofia has such a high percentage. I’m the mutt and the one with 6.6% Vietnamese, 2.7% Japanese and 5.8% pure indigenous. Process that until I get back lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

Just got back from grocery shopping and now I have to unpack but I begin by telling you that Mr. Sass is 97% pure European. No wonder Sofia has such a high percentage. I’m the mutt and the one with 6.6% Vietnamese, 2.7% Japanese and 5.8% pure indigenous. Process that until I get back lol

At least you're a Sassy mutt.?

 

[Barnfred 55]

I have a dilemma. I'm having chicken satay kebabs for tea and I normally have some flat bread snd humus with it. But I've just noticed the humus was use by 10th August. They normally have a good date but I did buy it a couple of weeks ago. Should I take a chance.? It looks and smells fine

 

[roydo]

Just got back from grocery shopping and now I have to unpack but I begin by telling you that Mr. Sass is 97% pure European. No wonder Sofia has such a high percentage. I’m the mutt and the one with 6.6% Vietnamese, 2.7% Japanese and 5.8% pure indigenous. Process that until I get back lol

Not being funny Sass, but "97% European" suggests a very lazy analysis.

Like, pretty much everyone (white) in Liverpool will be composed of Irish, Welsh, English, plus other European DNA. I have 5% Viking/Danish somehow.

 

[roydo]

I have a dilemma. I'm having chicken satay kebabs for tea and I normally have some flat bread snd humus with it. But I've just noticed the humus was use by 10th August. They normally have a good date but I did buy it a couple of weeks ago. Should I take a chance.? It looks and smells fine

Sealed, no worry. Opened, I personally would swerve.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I have a dilemma. I'm having chicken satay kebabs for tea and I normally have some flat bread snd humus with it. But I've just noticed the humus was use by 10th August. They normally have a good date but I did buy it a couple of weeks ago. Should I take a chance.? It looks and smells fine

To avoid a Je suis Fred moment- what @roydo said.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Not being funny Sass, but "97% European" suggests a very lazy analysis.

Like, pretty much everyone (white) in Liverpool will be composed of Irish, Welsh, English, plus other European DNA. I have 5% Viking/Danish somehow.

I got the full analysis, Roydo. I just haven’t have time to post it. He is 49.1% English a lot more than he thought and had less German on him that he had believed.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Sealed, no worry. Opened, I personally would swerve.

Sealed. I only opened it before to give it a good inspection. Cheers mate. I'll get a couple of flat breads out of the freezer then

 

[Sassy Colombian]

To avoid a Je suis Fred moment- what @roydo said.

I agree with Ange and Roydo. If it wasn’t opened and smells good there is no mold then the hummus should be fine.

 

[roydo]

I got the full analysis, Roydo. I just haven’t have time to post it. He is 49.1% English a lot more than he thought and had less German on him that he had believed.

Too. Many. Jokes.