Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Eggs]

Apart from the obvious beyond dodgy facial recognition issues we are collectively having can I ask how anyone gets from photo boy’s missus thinking his name ‘sounded like Eze’ to Bamba Dieng? I mean!!! Serhou Guirassy/Eze maybe if it was very noisy/you were very drunk but Dieng/Eze??

….maybe he gave her a false name, told her he was a PL footballer.

 

[malcson]

If you grew up with a Jock nan you'll understand.

Those that dont understand... dont matter.

She may have said it I bet she didn’t write it though!

 

[BlueStevie35]

‘In parallel with the discussions for Guirassy (Rennes) or Ajorca (Strasbourg), #Everton also activated the track leading to Marseille B. #Dieng. While the Toffees are looking for 2 attackers, the Senegalese could bring something different in front. #Mercato #OM’

Translated for non French speakers

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Love our fans. Some chancer spins a drunk lady a yarn about being a footy player to try to get his end away, and now we’re all convinced Dieng Is Ours.

I honestly wish we could just sack off the playing football side of football and just have 24/7/365 transfer window.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Ey?

I was obviously getting Frank and Franks mixed up

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Where do they get this stuff from? I'm sure Forest had a bid knocked back for the best part of £35m the other day?

 

[blue to the bone]

Where do they get this stuff from? I'm sure Forest had a bid knocked back for the best part of £35m the other day?
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They get it from their arse holes

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Also see that Romano is saying that Soumare of Leicester is in talks with Monaco. Would be surprised if they signed him and Camara. Wonder if there is still a chance for us? Although, knowing our luck, Leicester will buy him to replace Soumare.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Where do they get this stuff from? I'm sure Forest had a bid knocked back for the best part of £35m the other day?
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"Football Insider" says is all really...

 

[Oasis1878]

Where do they get this stuff from? I'm sure Forest had a bid knocked back for the best part of £35m the other day?
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They just make everything up

 

[Jcr1878]

Same source that said Dom was out for 3 months

 

[BlueStevie35]

Also see that Romano is saying that Soumare of Leicester is in talks with Monaco. Would be surprised if they signed him and Camara. Wonder if there is still a chance for us? Although, knowing our luck, Leicester will buy him to replace Soumare.

Monaco play a double pivot apparently

 

[Zatara]

Where do they get this stuff from? I'm sure Forest had a bid knocked back for the best part of £35m the other day?
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We may be waiting to see what bid Nottm forest have accepted...as we did with Onana.

If we got MGW we wouldnt need a CF as he can play there.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Also see that Romano is saying that Soumare of Leicester is in talks with Monaco. Would be surprised if they signed him and Camara. Wonder if there is still a chance for us? Although, knowing our luck, Leicester will buy him to replace Soumare.

Leicester have made a lot of these sort of midfield signings but since Kante there’s only really been Tielemans who has been very good. Ndidi has his days but has had terrible injuries. Then there’s been Mendy, Choudury, Soumare, Praet, Amartey. All had been quite sought after at the time and were seen as good buys by Leicester, but have they really done anything?

 

[davids]

We may be waiting to see what bid Nottm forest have accepted...as we did with Onana.

If we got MGW we wouldnt need a CF as he can play there.

Sounds like he's total football.