Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Goat]

You calling me a COWARD?

 

[bullybeef]

Guirassy reminds me a bit of super Kev Campbell in his style of play.

 

[bullybeef]

Anyone like a lad from Coventry?

Scores some absolute blamo’s!

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Anyone like a lad from Coventry?

Scores some absolute blamo’s!

I've heard you can meet a few on Tinder/Grindr.

 

[Goat]

FFS.

God hes plop.

 

[Efcjake]

Days like these make this thread bearable in between the virgin twitter rumour transfer shouts.

This is what us signing 2 players in a week does to folk.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Thelwell has a dossier of players but all the other pages except the players beginning with G are glued together

 

[Efcjake]

FFS.

God hes plop.

They'd ask for decent money and yes he's very crap.

 

[Connor]

We’ve needed a revolutionary for a while

CHE!

 

[FTY]

Seen his middle name? Rude not to

 

[chicoazul]

I am a lion.

No you are this.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

FFS.

God hes plop.

There's been striker links that've made me happy, striker links that've made me unhappy, finally one that makes me feel nothing at all.

 

[Tree13]

Move on.

Gotta play hardball at this point. Approach Mainz for Burkhardt on loan, or similar at another French / German club. Go back to Rennes in a couple days, repeat loan offer.

Someone will nibble.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

We’ve needed a revolutionary for a while

CHE!

I want the Swedish chap...

 

[Goat]

No you are this.

Thanks mate.

The whale is the largest and most dangerous mammal in the entire world.