Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Stuartisitc1878]

June 2023:

Breaking News: Everton expected to announce losses yet again of £100m and are yet again blaming COVID-19

Don't be silly!! It's Monkeypox's fault. That and Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock! Fresh Prince cost us at least 50million!

 

[DanEFC92]

Sounds like the striker, normally foreign who scores one goal a season......

Against guess who..

Can't wait for the crude Jizz based puns the newspapers would use against us.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Sorry pal went right over my head.

Is this a Jizz Hornkamp joke? I'm losing track here.

 

[tellmema]

Think we should go all in for Jizz Hornkamp.

Probably wank....

 

[tellmema]

Sounds like the striker, normally foreign who scores one goal a season......

Against guess who..

Ricky Jizz van Wolfswinkel

 

[GoldenToffee]

Jizz Horncamp. You wouldn't want to shake his hand. He's the cream that's risen to the top. He's ready to climax as a top goalscorer. Don't accept his shirt as a parent of a young child as it's likely to have Jizz all over the back of it. Etc.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Jizz Horncamp. You wouldn't want to shake his hand. He's the cream that's risen to the top. He's ready to climax as a top goalscorer. Don't accept his shirt as a parent of a young child as it's likely to have Jizz all over the back of it. Etc.

@The Nature Boy

 

[windymiller]

------------------------------------Pickford------------------------------------------

------------------Mina------------Tarkowski------------Coady----------------------

Patterson----------------Onana--------------Gueye--------------------Mykolenko

---------------McNeil----------------Alli---------------------Gordon-----------------

Lots of nil nil draws

 

[Gooserton88]

This Jizz talk all seems a bit premature to me.

 

[GETEM]

Sky's transfer show is amusing. Made it sound like West Ham are choosing to pull out of the Onana deal. The only mention of us was that we might be interested.

Went to O'connor outside Goodison and he just went on about Coady, mentioned Gana and said Everton will still be looking at another midfielder on top of that and a forward due to DCL's injury, but that all this is dependent on outgoings. Mentioned Mina as one who might go.

Either way, sounds like they have the Onana stuff down as a phantom bid ??

Guys on that show are stealing a living.. reading twitter and pretending to be ITK

 

[Goodison87]

This Jizz talk all seems a bit premature to me.

Oh, come on now…

 

[jondel]

Think we should go all in for Jizz Hornkamp.

Would be a great signing if we signed Wank Underlamp as well. ?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Not wholly sure that's not the plan mate, i had half assumed we would get Gilmour and thus have balance in passing - i think we are short on that now, we have Iwobi but not wholly convinced even with the upturn. Not sure where the creativity and progressive passing will come from through the centre. Whether its a 2 or 3.

Might be we are going to use, running, presence, engine and athleticism to progress the play.

This only works if someone can do it with the ball

 

[blue61]

Decent signing if they pull it off.

 

[cjuk87]

testicles