Footballing conspiracy theories

[DanB90]

West Ham have at least 3 different players named Aaron Cresswell.

 

[MikeH72]

West Ham have at least 3 different players named Aaron Cresswell.

West Ham have only signed wingers that cut inside since 2016.

 

[Jebus_lives]

*Paraglides in*

Liverpool are responsible for our 30 years of failure

*Grappling hooks out*

 

[DanB90]

West Ham have only signed wingers that cut inside since 2016.

Kevin Nolan still plays against us every season.

 

[MikeH72]

Newcastle only ever play home games in overcast weather and Stoke only ever play home games in hurricanes.

 

[DanB90]

Alvaro Morata gets a big money transfer every year, but has never played football.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

One of Sean Dyche’s farts killed the Burnley kit man. Was the reason he was sacked

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Cenk was all mosh

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Jean Philippe Gbamin is an elaborate piece of performance art

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Last season, for the first time in football history, Burnley fielded a team of 11 players all named Ashley.

 

[LostLegend]

No one has ever seen James Ward-Prowse on a football pitch except when he’s taking set pieces.

 

[MikeH72]

No one has ever seen James Ward-Prowse on a football pitch except when he’s taking set pieces.

Southampton haven’t scored a goal that wasn’t from a James Ward-Prowse set piece since 2014.

 

[DanB90]

Until his sacking earlier this year, Burnley had only ever been managed by Sean Dyche.

 

[MikeH72]

Until his sacking earlier this year, Burnley had only ever been managed by Sean Dyche.

Awww man your original post with the club formation date in it was the best, had me howling at my phone here

 

[DanB90]

Awww man your original post with the club formation date in it was the best, had me howling at my phone here

I’m hungover and it didn’t make enough sense in my head when I read it back.