atypicalusername
Player Valuation: £35m
The Don did well today.
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gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Three year contract at least.
He was no fitter than a park footballer when he came.
At least now, he’s fit enough to resemble a pro footy player.
Only Benitez will ever know why he signed a player, who was so obviously unfit and continued to play him regardless.
He signed him because he was free and we had no money. He played him because DCL was injured.
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
He’s the shower daddy
Salomón Rondón played well again today when called upon, couldn't fault him.
He's a minute waster and does it brilliantly. When you're at the bottom and staring at relegation it's vital, he's done well.
Far better than the mistimed leaps and lack of effort our other option offers.
Far better than the mistimed leaps and lack of effort our other option offers.
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £35m
Same. He’s a big, strong guy and I knew the defender wasn’t going to get through his body to the ball. Once the foul was given, and Rondon slooooowly got up…,
He can hold the ball up and knows the dark arts. Good guy to have in a relegation fight.
Plus if not for a worldie save, bad ref calla, and our midfielders’ an wingers’ inability to find him when unmarked, he could have 4–5 goals this season which would be astounding on the minutes he’s had.
I’d have him back.
KindofBlue
Player Valuation: £2.5m
The mule. Slow, stubborn, strong and quite a pain when he's in the mood. Good for 15 mins a game. Lol
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I like the bloke
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Will be a star for us next season
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