Al Rayyan SC

[Bwana]

Those inbred sons of rats, born from Kopite-cheering Saturday wives, Al Sadd, are clearly worried after the glorious show from our Blue Haired Avenger ie they have requested the next match to be postponed. They're claiming it's 'cos of covid but we know the truth.

We're striking fear in the hearts of our enemies.

UTFF!

 

[Connor]

 

[Yarrgh]

The heart of a lion. Truly he is an Al Rayyanite.

 

[Preki]

The heart of a lion. Truly he is an Al Rayyanite.

And the body of a sleek racing camel. Have had to sell my Friday wife for looking at a picture of him with no trousers.

 

[Tin-Tin]

 

[maccavennie]

Top man.

 

[Jimishorts]

Top man.

What they don’t tell you in that tweet macca is he rushed off after the game to perform emergency surgery.

Ended up having to replace Ousmanes heart with a camel heart.

What a day for the Lads. Didn’t work out so well for the camel tho.

 

[maccavennie]

What they don’t tell you in that tweet macca is he rushed off after the game to perform emergency surgery.

Ended up having to replace Ousmanes heart with a camel heart.

What a day for the Lads. Didn’t work out so well for the camel tho.

I'm not surprised he done that PLUS I noticed he even lobbed in a new blue dye in between the operation so he looked so handsome for the cameras.

Oh James, how I miss you. Come back.

Call me

maccavennie x

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Top man.

No top enough for FSW

 

[kev]

Now is the ideal time to get Laurent Blanc out.
Maybe we could maybe palm him off on the English caramels? . . . and Raphael Benitez would surely jump at the chance to manage the mighty Al Rayyan SC.
I am already getting excited by the prospect of the Raffatolla finally being able to share his coaching skills with former footballer James Rodriguez.

*taps nose
You heard it here first.

 

[Jimishorts]

A nail biting 0-0 with Al Khor at the Al Khwar.

The traveling fans were on the edge of their log.

 

[Yarrgh]

Chaos down the Al Khwar. Not enough logs for fans. Real let down of a stadium. And their fans are really animals. Literally, it's like a farm with people milking donkeys, riding sheep, shearing camels - it's like something in one of those farmers leagues in Europe.

I suspect that the pitch actually was a cabbage patch.

Awful place. Couldn't get away fast enough.

 

[Jimishorts]

Literally, it's like a farm

Did you manage to find yourself a new Wednesday wife?

 

[kev]

There was no blue rinsed hair in the team today.
Laurent Blanc confirmed that James Rodrigrez has 'a slight fatigue' in his leg muscles.

 

[Yarrgh]

Did you manage to find yourself a new Wednesday wife?

I may have tried pulling a few udders. Nudge nudge, wink wink.