Confirmed Signing Anwar El Ghazi

[The Sorting Hat]

Story so far:
He’s being signed for 15m
He’s coming on loan
His agent is Kia Joorabchian
His agent is Jorge Mendes
Agent Rafffa is planning Richarlison’s exit
Moshiri is forcing him on the manager

Arsene Wenger nearly signed him at Arsenal.

 

[windymiller]

Nothing about El Ghazi from @Theoneandonly? That means it's happening, doesn't it? Oh, god.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I don’t for a second think it is, the summer window seemed to suggest that Benitez was in control. There just can’t be any scenario where Moshiri is foisting signings on managers. Fortunately I think Benitez wouldn’t stand for it the way previous managers have.

Phew, we need to stick together, they’re multiplying

 

[Drico]

"he has such confidence issues and poor decision making"

"inconsistency has been his biggest problem throughout his career"

"not consistent enough."

"His decision making is awful."

Ooh, he's perfect for us so. Will fit in seamlessly, no transition required.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Arsene Wenger nearly signed him at Arsenal.

Scouting Draxler for 9 years got in the way though...

 

[witchdoc187]

"he has such confidence issues and poor decision making"

"inconsistency has been his biggest problem throughout his career"

"not consistent enough."

"His decision making is awful."

Were there any positive comments?

 

[Coutinhoohohoh]

Villa fan here. You really don’t want El Ghazi (sorry).

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Were there any positive comments?

Yeah there were positive comments obviously.

 

[Lee Smith]

I have it on good authority that it is actually Graeme Sharp trying to push this through in his role of non-executive director.

He is not only using his “great knowledge of Everton”, but also his “extensive football insight and experience”. Not only is he showing that he is “someone who could support and challenge“, he is also “utilising the wealth of knowledge of the game he has amassed over more than four decades to provide valuable input into the Club’s football strategy”.

 

[zukai12_]

To the tune of " we like to party " by the Venga Boys:

We like El Ghazi

We like , we like El Ghazi

We Like El Ghazi

We like, we like El Ghazi

 

[RomanReigns]

He has scored a few blammos against us in the recent past

 

[trueblue84]

To the tune of " we like to party " by the Venga Boys:

We like El Ghazi

We like , we like El Ghazi

We Like El Ghazi

We like, we like El Ghazi

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" is better.

 

[ProZ]

Get the hole of a club in the bin, and make another called Merseyside Blue ffs.

 

[The binman chronicles]

To the tune of " we like to party " by the Venga Boys:

We like El Ghazi

We like , we like El Ghazi

We Like El Ghazi

We like, we like El Ghazi

Can we stick a few 'don't's in there? I feel it will work better.

 

[BlueStevie35]

This isn’t a knock on Anwar like but much in the same way of Mykolenko, he’s going to be on a hiding to nothing if indeed he signs even for just the 6 months purely because of the Digne situation