Standard Leige's Christian Benteke

[CaptainBlood]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...erton-alert-Benteke-wants-Standard-Liege.html

Not a bad record

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Benteke

 

[The T-Dex]

Bit of a giant as well, 6 ft 3 apparently.

No price in the article so is it just jarg journalism as per?

 

[Roztitute]

Bit of a giant as well, 6 ft 3 apparently.

No price in the article so is it just jarg journalism as per?

Yes, it is mate.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Why tease us with these rumours? We're not signing anyone.

 

[RFUS]

Benteke sounds like a martial art. Or something you'd take for indigestion.

SIGN HIM UP MOYLEZ FFS.

 

[Allezfan]

He's only 20 and I've never heard of him, which makes this much more likely than if it was anyone who's name I already knew.

I'll give it twenty to one against.

(For comparison Nzogbia was 500 to one against, Messi would be 500 billion to one against and Bothroyd 100 to one against.)

 

[BlueTornado]

Benteke sounds like a martial art. Or something you'd take for indigestion.

SIGN HIM UP MOYLEZ FFS.

maybe its a martial art which is only useful for fighting indigestion?

 

[RFUS]

maybe its a martial art which is only useful for fighting indigestion?

Dung-Fu.

 

[Number_25]

Would he cost us money?

Yes

Well no then, he wont be signing.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Dung-Fu.

Poojitsu

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tae-Crap-Do

 

[TyphooToffee]

Pudo?

 

[Neiler]

Belgium is a market we are very aware of.

 

[ToffeeMark]

loan with fee next summer if he does well?

Kind of buy now pay later interest free credit?

 

[CaptainBlood]

Poojitsu

Poo-Flung-Dung