My wifes......

[Dylan]

Sexual intercourse without the intent to reproduce?!?!?

You make the baby Jesus cry, you heathen.

Is he wearing a tuxedo T-Shirt? I like to picture Baby Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

 

[Dylan]

I hope that's clean washing in the basket if she's messing around taking photos.

One thing I learned.....don't piss about with a girl who has had 4 kids. She can kick your ass.

 

[Dylan]

If that's your phone she's touching without gloves then she's pregnant again.

How dare you!!! My phone has a MANLY cover....not a foo-foo french painting on it!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Phew. If you stare at her photo for more than 11 seconds she'll be having morning sickness in the month though.

 

[Frank Drebin]

One thing I learned.....don't piss about with a girl who has had 4 kids. She can kick your ass.

Ive learned that about all girls.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

You can't really compare without a downward shot though. A few more photos from different angles would give the lids enough to make an accurate assessment gaffer.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Is he wearing a tuxedo T-Shirt? I like to picture Baby Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

I have a tuxedo t-shirt. People think im being ironic but I just think its cool.

 

[Lisa]

Damn I'm hot

 

[chicoazul]

Damn I'm hot

Looking good mate.

 

[bluejock]

I would share the "special" pics of my delightful, soon to be ex wife, but I don't want to put anyone off there breakfast

 

[BigBlueConk]

I think I deleted all my ex's pics, see what I can find.

 

[Lisa]

Looking good mate.

Why thank you Mr Azul!!

 

[padefc]

this thread has legs

 

[RFUS]

this thread has legs

And even better baps.

 

[TheFinnFan]

My wifes?? Yes they are 100% real.

really? i can smell the silicon, and im almost in north pole, dude