Gwladysover
Player Valuation: £35m
Rushes out to Morrison’s to stock up on Pot Noodle, Frazzles etc. I’ll get some tubs of Celebrations and Heroes while I’m there they’ve just put them out for Christmas.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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It’s starting already.
Could be all out war later, with Agent Orange in the middle of it all stirring the pot and Big Oil denouncing all goals not scored from open play.
Would it be too far to suggest that taking a goal kick, with players in unnatural positions, and the ball quickly going in the net being a set-piece goal?
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Double, double dare.
Big Oil is obviously back on the Crystal Meth again, he’s been going pretty much at it now for the best part of 24hrs 
If he's one person, my ma' was a wagon.Big Oil is obviously back on the Crystal Meth again, he’s been going pretty much at it now for the best part of 24hrs
Encoder
Player Valuation: £35m
*Takes huge hit from crack pipe*Big Oil is obviously back on the Crystal Meth again, he’s been going pretty much at it now for the best part of 24hrs
ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ITSNOTAGOALFROMOPENPLAY
Fingers crossed we score from a set-piece today as it'll be a free for all.*Takes huge hit from crack pipe*
ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ZONE14ITSNOTAGOALFROMOPENPLAY
Kin glorious set up this. Mortally hungover after a wedding (free bar, ouch) and there's ample pop corn munching opportunities floating around out there. Soothing balm for my hungover soul.
*slurps lilt*
*slurps lilt*
Iwobi now as a false 9.
The Shelter was only meant to be a bit of fun but for the love of Christ nail your very bunks to the front hatch now ?
The Shelter was only meant to be a bit of fun but for the love of Christ nail your very bunks to the front hatch now ?
JESUS WEPT, SEAL THE HATCHES
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